Friday, 14 January 2011

Why every girl should have a gay friend

I'm currently getting used to the novelty of a friend's Mac Book and so I shall apologize if this post turns out as a massive failure!

I'm sitting around my best friend's house (amazingly, the first time in five years of friendship) with her madre (and mine) and my best gay friends.

Gay friends supply a knowledge and need that no other person can fulfill, witty and caring, they are blunt enough to tell you when you are committing a complete fashion apocalypse without making you feel worthless.

Homophobic people have got it all wrong. Without my gay friends I could never get a realistic perspective of a boy's mind and thus wouldn't have a successful relationship. Not having a gay friend in your life is like not packing your toothbrush on holiday. You'd spend a week in a foreign place with furry teeth and feeling like a complete mess.

They also supply a wealth of completely useless information, and, in my childhood years, volunteered to play Pokemon in the school playground (as well as games where they 'had' to play a girl!?). And so they are an essential part of your social development, even if it is a bit weird at the time.

They can also give you any advice and plenty of drama to keep you sane as well as entertained for months at a time. You definitely miss them when they're not around as it's like a barren desert of straightness.

Anyways, to the homosexuals! Us girls would be lost without them!

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Okay, so I'm a first year law student looking for a way out of the university workload. Trust me, it can get that bad, but i'm sure it'll be worth it in the end. I crave some sort of creative output and so this blog is going to be sort of a diary of a university student. I love criticising and worshipping different media as well as socialising student style and spending time with the currently adoring boyfriend. i also love good food, a passion which also haunts me as i battle weight gain with avengence. Obsessed perfectionist and hopeless romantic, i love planned spontanaity and in this case oxymorons.